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8. COMEDIES   08.02.01 16:48

The navy has, from time to time, been an extremely popular setting for farces and musicals of various sorts. The following is a selective list, again omitting many titles where the naval component is negligible.

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All Hands on Deck (US, 1961, 98 mins)
Comedy-romance-musical about a navy lieutenant and a newspaperwoman. With Pat Boone, Buddy Hackett, Barbara Eden. Dir Norman Taurog
The Baby and the Battleship (GB, 1956, 95 mins)
In the aftermath of a drunken shore leave in Naples, a baby is brought aboard a warship about to take part in a mock battle. With John Mills, Richard Attenborough, Lionel Jeffries. Dir Jay Lewis
The Bulldog Breed (GB, 1960, 97 mins)
Episodic naval comedy vehicle for popular comedian of the day. With Norman Wisdom, Ian Hunter, David Lodge. dir Robert Asher
 
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Carry On Admiral (aka The Ship Was Loaded) (GB, 1957, 82 mins)
Comic confusion when a ship's captain and a parliamentary private secretary switch places. With David Tomlinson, Brian Reece, Peggy Cummins. Dir Val Guest
Carry On Jack (GB, 1964, 91 mins)
Entry in the long-running series, deriving its punning and funning from Nelson's navy. With Kenneth Williams, Bernard Cribbins, Juliet Mills. Dir Gerald Thomas
Chesty Anderson USN (aka Anderson's Angels) (US, 1976, 88 mins)
Mild sexploitation comedy concerning the adventures of some glamorous recruits. With Shari Eubank, Rosanne Katon, Timothy Carey. Dir Ed Forsyth
Cry for Happy (US, 1961, 110 mins)
Four sailors and four geisha girls; sentimental comedy set in Japan. With Glenn Ford, Donald O'Connor, Miiko Taka. Dir George Marshall
Don't Give Up the Ship (US, 1959, 89 mins)
An ensign has to abandon his honeymoon to locate a cruiser that he mislaid in WW2.With Jerry Lewis, Mickey Shaughnessy, Dina Merrill. Dir Norman Taurog
Don't Go Near the Water (US, 1957, 107 mins)
Far from the fighting in WW2, a navy public relations unit sets up base on a Pacific island. With Glenn Ford, Fred Clark, Anne Francis. Dir Charles Walters
Down Periscope (US, 1996, 92 mins)
A down-trodden clerk joins the navy in WW1, where he outwits a gang of spies and sinks a U-boat. With Clifford Mollison, HF Maltby, Wendy Barrie. Dir Marcel Varnel
Ensign Pulver (US, 1964, 104 mins)
Sequel to Mister Roberts (see Stories of the War at Sea) with the emphasis this time almost entirely on comedy. With Robert Walker Jr, Walter Matthau, Burl Ives. Dir Joshua Logan
The Extraordinary Seaman (US, 1969, 80 mins)
Comic ghost story, set in WW2; the spirit of a disgraced British commander is condemned to sail the seas until he redeems himself in battle. With David Niven, Faye Dunaway, Alan Alda. Dir John Frankenheimer
Further Up the Creek (GB, 1958, 91 mins)
Sequel to Up the Creek (see below): further adventures of the rascally crew of HMS Aristotle. With Frankie Howerd, David Tomlinson, Shirley Eaton. Dir Val Guest
Girls at Sea (GB,1958, 80 mins)
Another remake of The Middle Watch (see below). This time three girls are stuck on board ship after a party. With Ronald Shiner, Michael Hordern, Nadine Tallier. Dir Gilbert Gunn
 
 
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The Honeymoon Machine (US, 1961, 87 mins)
Lieutenant uses his ship's computer to beat a roulette game. With Steve McQueen, Paula Prentiss, Jim Hutton. Dir Richard Thorpe
Hot Shots! (US, 1991, 85 mins)
Parody of Top Gun (see Naval Aviation section, above). With Charlie Sheen, Cary Elwes, Valeria Golino. Dir Jim Abrahams
How To Be a Sailor (US, 1943, 7 mins)
Disney cartoon in which Goofy joins the navy. Dir Jack Kinney
Jack Ahoy! (GB 1933, 82 mins)
Musical comedy concerning the adventures of a seaman aboard 'HMS Stupendous', sailing in Chinese waters. With Jack Hulbert, Nancy O'Neil, Alfred Drayton. Dir Walter Forde
McHale's Navy (1964, 93 mins)
Big-screen version of a popular TV series of the day about the unheroic crew of a PT boat. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn, George Kennedy. Dir EJ Montaigne
McHale's Navy (US, 1997, 109 mins)
Up-dated rehash of characters from previous title. With Tom Arnold, Dean Stockwell, Ernest Borgnine. Dir Bryan Spicer
Meet the Navy (GB, 1946, 82 mins)
Film version of popular forces stage show which toured Canada and the UK during the war. With Lionel Murton, Margaret Hurst, John Pratt. Dir Alfred Travers
The Middle Watch (GB, 1930, 112 mins)
Adaptation of 'naughty' stage hit of the day: two girls come aboard ship as officers' guests and are forced to stay the night when the picket boat proves unseaworthy. With Owen Nares, Dodo Watts, Jacqueline Logan. Dir Norman Walker
The Middle Watch (GB, 1939, 87 mins)
Remake of previous title. With Jack Buchanan, Greta Gynt, Kay Walsh. Dir Thomas Bentley
Minesweeper (US, 1943, 67 mins)
Comedy-drama about the misadventures of a farmer and a gambler on board a minesweeper. With Richard Arlen, Guinn Williams, Jean Parker. Dir William Berke
The Navy Lark (GB, 1959, 82 mins)
Film version of long-running radio series featuring comic goings-on aboard a minesweeper. With Cecil Parker, Leslie Phillips, Ronald Shiner. Dir Gordon Parry
Nobody's Perfect (US, 1968, 103 mins)
Comedy and romance among crew of a submarine based in post-war Japan. With Doug McClure, Nancy Kwan, James Whitmore. Dir Alan Rafkin
Onionhead (US, 1958, 110 mins)
Slapstick adventures of a recruit in the US Coastguard. With Andy Griffith, Felicia Farr, Walter Matthau. Dir Norman Taurog
On the Town (US, 1949, 98 mins)
Classic comedy musical about the adventures of three sailors on shore leave. Included here as representative of a group of similarly-themed movies, which include Hit the Deck (1930,remade 1955), Follow the Fleet (1936, with Fred Astaire), Anchors Aweigh (1945, also with Kelly and Sinatra), All Ashore (1953) and So This is Paris (1954). With Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Ann Miller. Dir Stanley Donen/Gene Kelly
Operation Petticoat (US, 1959, 124 mins)
A submarine captain draws on the skills of his wheeler-dealer lieutenant to get his broken-down boat seaworthy. With Cary Grant, Tony Curtis, Dina Merrill. Dir Blake Edwards
Operation Petticoat (US, 1977, 105 mins)
Remake of previous title; a TV series also ensued. With John Astin, Richard Gilliland, Yvonne Wilder. Dir John Astin
Petticoat Pirates (GB, 1961, 87 mins)
A group of Wrens, angry when their application for sea duty is turned down, seize a frigate while her crew is on shore leave. With Charlie Drake, Anne Heywood, Maxine Audley. Dir David MacDonald
The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! (US, 1966, 126 mins)
A submarine manned by some confused Russians causes panic when it accidentally lands in Nantucket. With Alan Arkin, Carl Reiner, Brian Keith. Dir Norman Jewison
 
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Sailors Three (aka Three Cockeyed Sailors) (GB, 1940, 86 mins)
Three drunken sailors stranded in a neutral South American port accidentally board a German battleship. With Tommy Trinder, Michael Wilding, Claude Hulbert. Dir Walter Forde
Skirts Ahoy! (US, 1952, 109 mins)
Comedy-musical set in the women's division of the Great Lakes navy training centre, and concentrating on a trio of would-be WAVES. With Esther Williams, Vivian Blane, Joan Evans. Dir Sidney Lanfield
Trust the Navy (GB, 1935, 71 mins)
Comic feud aboard HMS Improbable between two sailors and a chief petty officer. With Lupino Lane, Wallace Lupino, Guy Middleton. Dir Henry W George
 
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Up the Creek (GB, 1958, 83 mins)
Skyving and conniving aboard a mothballed cruiser permanently anchored at the mouth of a creek. With Peter Sellers, David Tomlinson, Wilfrid Hyde White. Dir Val Guest
Up To His Neck (GB, 1954, 91 mins)
Seaman is left in charge of a stores depot on a South Seas island, then forgotten about for ten years. A sort-of remake of Jack Ahoy! (See above). With Ronald Shiner, Laya Raki, Harry Fowler. Dir John Paddy Carstairs
The Wackiest Ship in the Army? (US, 1960, 99 mins)
Mixture of laughter and heroics, in which ship bound for the scrap yard is used to decoy Japanese attack force. With Jack Lemmon, Ricky Nelson, Chips Rafferty. Dir Richard Murphy
Watch Your Stern (GB, 1960, 88 mins)
Brilliant but accident-prone electronics expert joins the navy. With Leslie Phillips, Kenneth Connor, Joan Sims. Dir Gerald Thomas
We Joined the Navy (aka We're in the Navy Now) (GB, 1962, 105 mins)
Anglo-American misunderstandings, with British naval liaison officer at the centre of the troubles. With Kenneth More, Lloyd Nolan, Joan O'Brien. Dir Wendy Toye
You Know What Sailors Are (GB, 1953, 89 mins)
Some old ironmongery welded to the deck of a foreign destroyer by a tipsy lieutenant is mistaken for a secret weapon. With Donald Sinden, Akim Tamiroff, Dora Bryan. Dir Ken Annakin
You're In the Navy Now (aka USS Teakettle) (US, 1951, 93 mins)
Allegedly based on fact, this concerns a novice crew coping with an experimental ship powered by a new system of high-pressure steam. With Gary Cooper, Eddie Albert, Jane Greer. Dir Henry Hathaway
 
 
 
 
 
 
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